his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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