..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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