I'm really into asian looking animals
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
im six kinds of drunk right now
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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