(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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