I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
We need to get me chipped asap
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
