Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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