What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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