and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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