What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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