Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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