Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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