Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Randomize
