Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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