i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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