that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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