i just google imaged poop.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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