i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
he just fucked me for my cheese.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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