Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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