THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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