singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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