dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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