Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Randomize
