he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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