yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
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Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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