Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
