Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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