i was born a porn star she said
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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