your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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