If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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