you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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