I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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