He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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