two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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