This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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