What a fucking waste of an outfit
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
don't judge my taste in strippers
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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