After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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