you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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