Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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