Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize
