How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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