Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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