Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
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