I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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