can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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