Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
