Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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