People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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