Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
only if we run a train.
done.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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