Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I will be naked everywhere
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
