Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I understand Curling. That high.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I love you.
Bad choice
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